Girl 1: wow! You’re pretty for a dark skinned girl!
Girl 2: aw thanks! If you were darker, you could be pretty too.
Me (internally): DRAG HER!!!
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While I’m teaching my 7th Grade class I hear…
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• strength
• independence
• inspiration
• drive
• skin
• shape
• hair
• lips/smile
• commitment to black men
• resilience
• motherhood
• kindness
• patience
• style
• diversity
• carefree attitudes
Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.
i cant wait to live with shawty and argue about why i screw the soda caps on too tight. like girl, all our sodas flat cause of yo ass
Omg this
I fucking love Bob’s Burgers. The parents have a great relationship with the kids, even if their parenting skills aren’t the greatest sometimes, just like real parents. The kids get along and fight like real siblings. The 9 year old girl is an evil mastermind but she’s still a child and you are reminded of that. The 13 year old is a teenage girl going through puberty and that is exactly how she is portrayed. The 11 year old boy has non-gender-specific qualities and isn’t mocked or teased about them. Every character had a purpose and a personality and they arent always just the butts of stereotype jokes and it’s so wonderful and the writing and a voices and the improv are amazing. I just want this show to last forever.
Bruh yall got to get out here and love these women. Yall need to pamper em, to love em, to spoil em, to be there for em in every way, to give em everything they could ever want and need, to NEVER be a burden
Do the little things and don’t be a little boy.
If yo girl want you to paint her nails…You better hit em with 3 coats.
If yo girl want you to grease her scalp….You better whip out the best grease and strongest rat tail comb.
If yo girl want you to massage her feet….You better whip out the cocoa butter and get them thangs right.
If yo girl want some cooked food….You better channel your inner Emeril and “BAM” that grub up.
Share your emotions. It ain’t pussy to tell yo girl how you feel. It’s pussy to disregard and dismiss her.
OFFER to do shit also, don’t just do things when she asks. Take initiative.
Surprise her with shit. Hit her with the spa days bruh. Run that bath. Drop a bath bomb in that hoe. Let her relax. Rub her down with some sugar scrub or sum. Dry her off. Give her a massage (not Ima rub your shoulder for 10 mins and ask to “put the tip in”), run by every inch of her skin from between her toes to behind her ears. Pay attention to detail and be sure to spend extra time on the feet, thighs, and shoulders…..and watch the puddle form.
Do shit that’s gonna put a smile on her face. Get out of your comfort zone a little bit. Make sacrifices for her. Show her off. Uplift her. Protect her. Defend her. Provide for her (if she allows this).
MOST IMPORTANT: RESPECT HER.
She is your equal, respect her decisions and opinions.
This should be the bare minimum.
I want someone to love me, but I don’t wana force it. But I’m kind of in a rush, cause I’m pretty lonely..
When you see girls wildin out but you’re too pretty for that..
So much judgement in her face and I love it.
Why is this so me
in class this girl pulled out a big ass jar of gel and started gelling her baby hairs down bruh I instantly fell in love


